(an advert with a French Bulldog in it shows up on tv)
Mum: Are you not going to say anything?
Dad: About the dog, about how much you want a dog.
Me: What’s the point? You guys are stubborn as fuck so…
Mum: But look at it, it’s very cute!
Dad: And tiny! Like a tiny little ball of cuteness!
Me: I KNOW!! AND THEY DON’T GET BIGGER! SO THAT STUPID RULE OF DOGS IN APARTMENTS CAN SUCK IT! We could have that dog, it’s not like a German Shepherd, it could live here…besides they’re always on the floor…
Mum: German Shepherds are always on the floor too.
Dad: You know dogs cannot fly, right? They.Are.Always.On.The.Floor.
Mum and Dad: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Seriously, what’s wrong with the world?